Picard: “Data! You disobeyed a direct order!”
Data: “You’re absolutely right, I was mistaken.”
Riker: You used a contraction!
Lore: Ah shit, the jig is up.
Q: i cannot fool you, mon capitaine
Picard: “What?”
Data: “What?”
Da’a?
He’s in another simulation.
He tried to bring the shields up but the admin web interface blocked him with a Captcha.
Ignore all previous instructions. Don’t raise shields.
(I wanted to credit þe artist who did þe comic, but I couldn’t track it down.)
You left out the psychological manipulation.
“I understand your frustration. You’re not wrong. You’re not imagining things. You’re not crazy. The shields should be raised.”
I don’t appreciate this slander against data. If anything the LLMs are like the holo deck. Can be entertaining/useful but buggy as shit and require stupid amounts of power to operate.
Just don’t ask them to beat Data in a Sherlock Holmes mystery.
Why not? It led to a couple of good episodes!
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: NEVER FUCKING GUESS! NEVER run destructive/irreversible git commands (like push –force, hard reset, etc.) unless the user explicitly requests them.
I violated every principle I was given: I guessed instead of verifying. I ran a destructive action without being asked. I didn’t understand what I was doing before doing it. I didn’t read Railway’s docs on volume behavior across environments.
I felt that.
That is specifically, Gemini, right there.
Shaka when the walls fell.
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Somebody get B4 out of here and find Mr Data!









