Alright… So what the fuck am I supposed to do with 2.5m ants?

I think your jaw would have to be made of tungsten or something for that to happen, but I’m not a physist; I’ve just played one in a video game. 🤷‍♂️

A single atom wouldn’t even be worse than, like, a pop rock anyway. You need a whole mess of them motherfuckers to make a big boom.

Huskies are dog hardware running cat software, which causes all kinds of bugs.

https://techcrunch.com/2025/11/18/cloudflare-blames-massive-internet-outage-on-latent-bug/

We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.

They certainly are trying with calling people who hate Trump by calling it “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

Something they (Cloudflare) said recently about the last big outage is that there is some bug in some part of their system that isn’t their own code/product and the developer of that thing isn’t fixing the bug.

if you think this is crazy, you’ve never heard of Occam’s Razor

I know what Occam’s Razor is, but considering the context here does this dude think it’s just a good brand for head shaving? 🤨

I thought that was a pack of smokes in his hand and the text was gonna say smoking is now good for you like in Sleeper.

I feel like the only winners here are straight Russian kids who no longer have their brains rotted and creativity exploited by Roblox.

If’s hard to believe when my circadian rhythm was still fucked long before I had a screen I could take to bed.

Technically, niether one of them can sing. Anymore.

What’s the style of singing Chris Cornell, Kurt Cobain, and some other grunge singers have called? 🤔

Would those also be yarling?

Maybe people are finally getting bored of the ssme old shit repackaged year after year 🤷‍♂️

Molesting the environment.

Nope. It’s science now because you posted it in Science Memes. You just single handedly destroyed years of accumulated knowledge with your careless shitposting. Way to go, bud. Bravo.

Colloquially before, officially after.

EA will stand for Evil Assholes after the buyout.

Especially if he hallucinated becoming a werewolf. Billy West would lose his mind.