It’s food (preparation) porn

Dafunq they doin’ there?

Said Mr. Belaire

As he retired to his Muffin Mc’Mansion

100 servings of fries

Heckuva way to die

Like grease on a pie

No peperon-…i

…uggghh please give me a napkin

Anything granular that isn’t poisonous. Preferably brown for texture.

Recipe calls for:

Exactly 2 floating Bay leaves

uncooked Vidalia onions, also floating

meat

Brown juice or brown powder/grain/pigment

Serve cold or hot to anything!

The trick is to add brown. You can get brown from various things, such as dirt or other things. Simply sprinkle that brown and you have a perfectly spatchcocked meat.

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It’s perfectly spatchcocked! My grandmother used to do it just like this after she died!

Spatchsonkin’ my chicken

Sasquatch in my kitchen

Him I do see, He doth roar out to me

He yelled out “simply spatchcock it”!

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Also, for those who are curious;

You can add dandelion root to this recipe, which gives you immunity to diarrhea forever.

Cook my grains for hours

Soak me just as long

grains and wheat aren’t flowers

This ain’t a pretty song

Pressurize my extrusion

After grinding me for hours

Please separate my husk

Or else this song will sour

High pressure equals fluff

If what thoust desires bequeatheth puff

But what we desires requires light pressure

These rhymes are getting tough

So roll me into shape

Triangle is best

Heat me up in special oven

Fry me in oil; rest

Standing in my underwear

Holding ranch in front of AC

Can’t go to store for cool ranch

Because they will see my cold PP

A very nice thing to say…

…a seasoned cod fillet

thrilled to be grilled

Next to pasta pesto build

Basil just brightens up my day

Pesto is the besto.

I’m very impressed, yo.

It’s odd to eat cod when your last name is doomergod

But two sauces should help you digesto.

Da Da Da

Most Americans say “Day-ta” now, literally because of TNG. Look it up, real shiz. Before the show, we said it the other way.

I have a friend who pronounced it “dagh tuh” one time and I’ve been wondering what government he works for ever since. Possibly even Klingonese.

Oh wow. There was already a thing!?!?

Yes, the Shat Man. Kirk is a ladies man, but you know Bill would win the contest.

It’s all good.!

Bulldozer noises during the resting state of your Air Conditioner Unit are completely normal & in NO WAY a result of selective breeding!!

Broccoli & Lemon seem like they would be good together

Here’s one in return: Green Beans & Cranberries

b-b-b-bird-bird-bird bird is a werg