Dafunq they doin’ there?
Said Mr. Belaire
As he retired to his Muffin Mc’Mansion
A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.
Dafunq they doin’ there?
Said Mr. Belaire
As he retired to his Muffin Mc’Mansion
100 servings of fries
Heckuva way to die
Like grease on a pie
No peperon-…i
…uggghh please give me a napkin
Anything granular that isn’t poisonous. Preferably brown for texture.
Recipe calls for:
Exactly 2 floating Bay leaves
uncooked Vidalia onions, also floating
meat
Brown juice or brown powder/grain/pigment
Serve cold or hot to anything!
The trick is to add brown. You can get brown from various things, such as dirt or other things. Simply sprinkle that brown and you have a perfectly spatchcocked meat.
༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ - - - - (==== (••)
It’s perfectly spatchcocked! My grandmother used to do it just like this after she died!
Spatchsonkin’ my chicken
Sasquatch in my kitchen
Him I do see, He doth roar out to me
He yelled out “simply spatchcock it”!
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Also, for those who are curious;
You can add dandelion root to this recipe, which gives you immunity to diarrhea forever.
Cook my grains for hours
Soak me just as long
grains and wheat aren’t flowers
This ain’t a pretty song
Pressurize my extrusion
After grinding me for hours
Please separate my husk
Or else this song will sour
High pressure equals fluff
If what thoust desires bequeatheth puff
But what we desires requires light pressure
These rhymes are getting tough
So roll me into shape
Triangle is best
Heat me up in special oven
Fry me in oil; rest
Standing in my underwear
Holding ranch in front of AC
Can’t go to store for cool ranch
Because they will see my cold PP


A very nice thing to say…
…a seasoned cod fillet
thrilled to be grilled
Next to pasta pesto build
Basil just brightens up my day


Pesto is the besto.
I’m very impressed, yo.
It’s odd to eat cod when your last name is doomergod
But two sauces should help you digesto.


Most Americans say “Day-ta” now, literally because of TNG. Look it up, real shiz. Before the show, we said it the other way.
I have a friend who pronounced it “dagh tuh” one time and I’ve been wondering what government he works for ever since. Possibly even Klingonese.


Oh wow. There was already a thing!?!?


Yes, the Shat Man. Kirk is a ladies man, but you know Bill would win the contest.


It’s all good.!
Bulldozer noises during the resting state of your Air Conditioner Unit are completely normal & in NO WAY a result of selective breeding!!
Broccoli & Lemon seem like they would be good together
Here’s one in return: Green Beans & Cranberries
b-b-b-bird-bird-bird bird is a werg
It’s food (preparation) porn