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minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 days agoHi hello! Hi, I’d like to buy three deaths and an ounce of chocolate flavored necrosis, please! Can I get that to go?
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·24 days ago“Cake or death!” “Uh, death please?” “Well, we’re out of death! We only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush.”
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·24 days agoSorry, we only serve death onsite. For tax and liability reasons. We can give you a to-go cup of chocolate necrosis no problem, though
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 days agoOh noooo, I didn’t finish my delicious death. I’ll need a box. My chocolate necrosis though, that’s not for me, though, it’s for a friend. Ffffffrieennnnnd
Hi hello! Hi, I’d like to buy three deaths and an ounce of chocolate flavored necrosis, please! Can I get that to go?
“Cake or death!” “Uh, death please?” “Well, we’re out of death! We only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush.”
Sorry, we only serve death onsite. For tax and liability reasons.
We can give you a to-go cup of chocolate necrosis no problem, though
Oh noooo, I didn’t finish my delicious death. I’ll need a box. My chocolate necrosis though, that’s not for me, though, it’s for a friend. Ffffffrieennnnnd