Martian of Error was also what they called Matt Damon’s character once they realized they’d left him stranded.

Same here, and I still think that’s how it SHOULD be 😁

I’m a fan of Archie pella-go but I’m almost positive that nobody anywhere considers it correct 🤷

Or indeed “The History of English Podcasts” which tragically doesn’t seem to exist.

Yeah… We’re always getting all of the corporate dystopia and little to none of the cool futuristic tech 😮‍💨🤬

you will oblige me to call out, “Stop there! Your theory is confined to that which is seen; it takes no account of that which is not seen.”

We stan a polite and precise, yet no less scathing for it, trash talker 😄❤️

That’s pretty much the “check yourself before you wreck yourself” of his age

It didn’t even rebrand. The 13th amendment may have abolished chattel slavery, but it specifically retained carceral slavery (“except as punishment for a crime“). Becau$e.

Primarily because slavery is so damn lucrative and the prison industrial complex regulatory capture makes the corn lobby look quaint.

She’s not supporting Palestinians, she’s opposing Jewdom. She’s an ACTUAL antisemite who equates Israel with all Jews and vice versa, not a decent person who opposes genocide.

The reason why that’s important even if her resulting actions are the same is that she’s NOT our ally and the moment we forget it, we lend unearned credence to the ridiculous “anti zionism equals antisemitism” lie that the apologists love so much.

So no new drawbacks, then? Sweet!

Master poet level fluency in all languages

Username checks out 😄

this is better than 500 million sitting off shore bank accounts

You’d think so, but not really. In terms of pollution, a mega yacht pretty much makes a private jet look like a bicycle.

He might as well just hand most of the money directly to a refinery in Cancer Alley.

A big part of the problem is rich people don’t spend their money.

True, but a bigger part of the problem is that when they DO spend it rather than pathologically hoarding it, it’s often on things that are actively harmful. Such as corrupt politicians, AI nonsense, and mega yachts.

Close, but he’s actually called Herbie Tonojizz and he’s a really sweet guy who loves pineapple!

As far as equations go, “one degree RA equals 5500 degree Celsius divided by joking” is unusually abstract 🤔

That’s alright then 😁

Yup! As surely as correlation equals causation! 😉

That’s because in an area with 5 million people, more people get murdered than in an area with 500 people.

They just conveniently leave out the per capita data that shows that every person is subjecting themself to MUCH higher risk of being murdered in the latter area where a MUCH larger portion of the population are murderers.

Careful, now! People who believe in the judeo-christian god are also overrepresented in Trump-supporting areas.

Given that correlation equals causation, that must mean that being a Christian makes you more likely to be murdered by your neighbors.

To where no man has gone before? Perhaps even boldly so? 🤷🏻