


This image is almost as old as me.
“Maya S. Trojan. My estrogen? Get it, get it? … Fuck you shut up then, I think your jokes are stupid too!”
I weave back and forth between silly goose and solarpunk socialist.
I’m just one big ball of fucked up and anxious and that’s OK.
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This image is almost as old as me.


Turns out he’s got a bit of the ol’ GLaDOS in him.


More like to achieve the outcome the computer has to divert all power from all other systems (except minimal life support) for about 42 days… and even then it just produces something that was almost, but not quite, unlike tea.


We’re from the family tree of old school hip-hop\ Kick off your shoes and relax your socks\ The rhymes will spread just like a pox\ 'Cause the music is live, like an electric shock\ I am known to do the wop (Wop!)\ Also known for the Flintstone Flop (Flop!)\ Tammy D getting biz on the crop (Crop!)\ Beat-sie Boys known to let the beat\ “Mhh, drop!”
Do it\ Now, when I wrote graffiti, my name was Slop\ If my rap’s soup, my beats is stock\ Step from the table when I start to chop\ I’m the lumberjack (Ooh), DJ Ad-Rock\ If you try to knock me, you’ll get mocked\ I’ll stir fry you in my wok\ Your knees’ll start shaking and your fingers pop\ Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock
Intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic.



rip me in half mama Janeway


Yeah, 20 years ago you could get away with this, not anymore, those cameras are high def with facial recognition and networked all over the country now.


I remember being so bummed out 20 years ago when I lived in Louisiana and was pulling up a Walmart and all the power went out in that part of the city. When I say “pulling up” I was able to see it and I was about to pull off the freeway exit.
I was bummed because I figured if I had been inside when it happened I could have just grabbed what I needed and left.


Enjoy the silence
Hmmm, my Depeche Mode sense is tingling.


Hey now, Marvin finally found peace when he finally got to read God’s Final Message to His Creation:
“We apologise for the inconvenience.”


Who knew that defeating the Borg was as simple as sending them into an existential crisis tailspin collectively.
It’s an older meme, but it checks out s---- oops, sorry, wrong fandom.