Uncle John’s bathroom reader! I know this has nothing to do with the metric system, but I saw the toilet paper roll around the page number and got a surge of happy brain sauce due to the happy memories of all the copies I owned through the years: 2
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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2·11 days agoBold of you to talk about him
I read the meme to my spouse and they gave me the exact face
Animated gif of a bird ramming its beak into part of a wooden structure connected to the back of my house: deck peck
Is it a single song on loop or are there various covers of it?
I got to this post after the edit, so I came to comments to get context behind the “slop” thing. Happy to see no one was a dick about it and it was all cordially cleared up.
4·27 days agoNothing dull about putting mother nature first
He is one of those actors where he plays a completely different character 3 decades after his most known role, he’s clearly aged, he doesn’t have any of the makeup or prosthetics on, but you still see Garak
Edit: misspelled Garak
Strange how they didn’t respond to this comment 🤔
Sounds like some new age yoga mantra lol
And it’s ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight
191·2 months agoI wonder if it was a drag queen? Peaks inside Not a drag queen
I think I just had a foodgasm looking at those things. My family always had to make twice the usual deviled eggs because I’d eat nothing but them and King’s Hawaiian rolls.