BucketBong

I pulled a near 30 cm length of paper from my dogs backend, twice, that fucking idiot will eat anything she lays her eyes on, I call her old Iron guts, she’s a pug X Frenchie, so you know she hurled abuse at me while I was pulling that shit paper out, like it was my fault she’s a fuckwit who eats everything.

I wholeheartedly love her with every atom in my body, but damn bitch, stop eating every fucking thing you see.

SIX! I shove more than that into my mouth in one go, fucking six… Oooo look at Mr 6 chips over there, he’s sooooo good at portioning his food, god I want to fuck him… Said nobody.

I just noticed, the only times Janeway hooks up with someone is as an alien salamander and with a hologram, no wonder she was ready to fight anyone.

Do you want to be transformed into a large alien salamander?

I’m giving her all she’s got Captain!

Like, I’ll try.

So its the horrors we see that causes it.

Yeah he was gangster, at one point we were running an underground piracy ring on the school holidays.

He’s the one who introduced me to piracy, I think I was like 5 when we pirated my first copy of Windows 3.1

My grandpa and I would go to the video store , hire out a bunch of overnighter ps1 games, go home, copy them all, go back to drop off the ones we got earlier that day and grab the rest, go home copy those and return the others again, we did this every time they got new games.

Look at this federation spy.