• BucketBong@p.hobo.social
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    14 hours ago

    I pulled a near 30 cm length of paper from my dogs backend, twice, that fucking idiot will eat anything she lays her eyes on, I call her old Iron guts, she’s a pug X Frenchie, so you know she hurled abuse at me while I was pulling that shit paper out, like it was my fault she’s a fuckwit who eats everything.

    I wholeheartedly love her with every atom in my body, but damn bitch, stop eating every fucking thing you see.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      7 hours ago

      reminder for everyone to be wary of pulling things out of your dog’s butt, as it might extend quite a bit farther inside and you don’t want to cut up their bowel by pulling something that isn’t in a straight line into a straight line