What a horrible day to have genitals.
Why did I learn how to read?
Society forced you. Time to burn it all down.
I knew I was right to blame society for everything!
You can un-learn easily enough: here’s a ball-peen hammer
Alcohol … Lots and lots of alcohol over many years does the same thing
Only two cures to a hangover: Don’t start, or don’t stop.
Because you had better parents than Jared, 19.
It’s a terrible day for rain.
Ok I guess we both have it bad
I’ve had both happen, yeah both suck
How?
Life’s wild, my friend
Some of us go from having one set of bits to having a different set of bits.
Sack fold
Sack Fold new bandname called it!
First album titled: Pinch & Roll
Someone’s never had their balls shaved as smooth as a Christmas ham. You can definitely get bubbles floating up past your balls, but it takes a decent amount of sweat and a complete lack of hair
A fart is nowhere near as bad as the inside of a dirty toilet 😅
I think I’d rather have my junk hanging outside my body than to have a fart do a 180 on me
I’m now equal parts envious, fearful, and in awe at women’s capability to weaponize much more destructive dutch ovens than men.
The dreaded double dutch
Don’t put fish in a dutch oven
At least we can all relate to water splashes.
Oh man I had diarrhea in a porta-potty a couple weeks ago and got some splash back. I was not a happy camper.
I call bullshit. No one survives the blue touch.
Was it almost full or something? Usually the… stuff… is pretty far below the seat
That diahrea might have been extra energetic; falling at faster than terminal velocity
Yeah you know those slow motion videos of the water droplet that bounces up from the surface tension?
Well, that. At scale.
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Poseidon’s Kiss™️
Lol (not porn, but on redgifs because nsfw I guess?) https://www.redgifs.com/watch/unhealthylivelybarbet
A perfect example of something that should be tagged NSFW, but isn’t porn.
Cold water splashing on our buttholes is the great gender equalizer.
If you live in europe or asia (i think) then probably not
Continental Europe maybe. On the islands ye be gettin’ Poseidon’s kiss.
I’m a guy and I’ve had those farts that escape up between your leg and balls and pop out the top
Is it ok to like those?
Whatever tickles your pickle.
Fuck you, well done.
I’m 39 and they make me giggle like an idiot
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Slouching at the PC gets me every time :(
Relax guys. We all know girls don’t fart.
The old witches kiss
In Portuguese Brazilian this has this exact name! Wow!
Its neptunes kiss when you let a turd go and water shoots back up your asshole from the splash.
illustration: https://youtu.be/_eTsrtZdAJc
I don’t know what I was expecting
I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.
I’ll keep my ding dong, thanks.
As a pussy haver. What the fuck
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Worse when it touches the water though.
My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I’d take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.
Just leave it.
Please don’t
Someone will either have to clean it up for you anyway or it goes down the drain and contributes to your local drainage problems
This is why you keep spare pads or tampons or we.
The one day you don’t have them, that’s when the worse will happen
Big ball problems 😩
I’d rather re-fart my own fart, than have my dick dip into a public toilet again.
One is slightly, uncomfortable, maybe? The other opens the mind to all the diseases that could potentially infect your dick in a public toilet. Unlikely? Sure. Possible? In some cases, with some diseases, yes - however slim.
(cis)Women also will never know the pain of sitting on their own balls.
Never happened. Is this even possible? They always find a way to slip up or down.
I sat on my balls a bit before seeing this thread, which is why I thought of it.
Definitely happens of you aren’t careful sitting down. Feels a bit like squeezing a grape too hard
I once accidently kicked my self in the nuts when I went to sit down. It wasn’t pleasant.
I have also done this and never encounter anyone else who has.
Brother!
Except when I squeeze a grape too hard, it doesn’t hurt me.
Its happened to me exactly once on a hard school chair and I still remember it, so uh yeah lol
Not inside the vagina, but the…bubble, for lack of a better term, can meander to the opening and sit there until you surreptitiously take a long stride. Might be what they mean.
