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Drew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works ·
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Maybe the fly is just allergic to honey

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Maybe the fly is just allergic to honey

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Drew@sopuli.xyzM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works ·
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  • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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    instructions unclear, i’ve been reading this in a loop for the past 7 hours

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      That’s how you end up with massive AWS bills.

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      Oh, but did you try reading it again louder?

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    “Read that again”

    A sentence that never follows something of value

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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      I love that the “read that again” is part of the quote of an unknown source quoting a nameless “wise man”.

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      I think the quoted person called “unknown” is a good indicator as well.

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      LOUDER

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        A SENTENCE THAT NEVER FOLLOWS SOMETHING OF VALUE

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          LOUDER

          • drislands@lemmy.world
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            A SENTENCE!

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    “For the people in the back”? The back of where? What is this man talking about? I’m not on stage. I’m in my living room, waiting for the kettle to boil. Are there people in my house? Who are “the people in the back”? I’m reading this sentence out loud but it still sounds fucking stupid. Help me, bald man with beard!

  • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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    LinkedIn is finally allowed by Scarfolk council

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      Now with more pixels!

      • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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        Thanks, reread in hi-res!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    There is a saying that “honey attracts more flies than vinegar” but this has me wondering if honey would attract more flies than a pile of shit. 🤔

    • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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      Who has a direct like with Veritasium? Let’s get this done.

  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    I mean from the flies’ perspective the opposite is probably true, so wygd

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    Smart people don’t bother explaining to dumb people how dumb they are.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Honey is bee vomit so…there’s that.

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      It’s not technically vomit because they have a special chamber separate from their stomach for it.

      https://busybeekeeping.com/is-honey-bee-poop-or-bee-vomit-heres-the-truth/

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    I think grown bees don’t eat honey

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      In my experience they do.
      I’ve given some cooled out bees some honey and warm water, and they always go for it and usually recover and fly away

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