“I’m not doing the bidding of Section 34, Sloan.”

“Doctor, you will wear the femboy catsuit. It’s not a question of if, but when. You may scoff now with your moral quandaries. But I too I toss and turn at night, unable to sleep with the cat-tail plug, and let me tell you - it’s an infinitesimally small ask to keep the Federation safe.”

I do believe that in “Measure of a Man” it was revealed Data to have a soul-crushing 13 inches

He who controls the walks, controls the universe!

very famous askreddit thread where a user asked “What food would be good over rice?” After each suggestion he’d post (if “Chicken” was the suggestion, for example):

• Chicken: 4/10

• With Rice: 6/10

• Thank you for your suggestion

It was so weird it become reddit famous.

so the rating now decreases with rice, if I understand correctly?

I always forget this fact because it’s so incredulous. Then I re-learn it every time. I’m not looking forward to Alzheimer’s

There! Are! Four! Reps!

I’m sensing a lot of pent up anxiety about your incurable Denobian warts, Will

She was on both, too

I mean everyone here probably knew that but PT is ♥_♥

Star Trek 17: The Search For More Money

it’s balanced out by the fake estate business

a true yin to its yang

i love a spicy conga line

Just guessing, but she probably felt hurt and rejected. Doesn’t matter how kindly you phrase it, her hopes and wants were built on fragile insecurity in the temperament of turbulent emotions. The slightest breeze of sincerity, no matter how warm, was all it took to break down her shelter of dreams. It left her naked and exposed to the elements of loneliness, within the closed borders of her skull - what chance did your kindness have when the envoys find themselves crashing upon walls, and her ears herald that they must be under attack?

I mean maybe you just said something really wacky but elsewise nah you’re fine

Their feelings matter it’s just that nothing’s gonna really be done about it

Does Riker have his beard yet or no?

“It’s a rawwwwwwwwwww”

• Senator Vreenak

Bottom left

Oh, there’s a Terran named Terrance?

My child

I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky