Have you tried releasing a truck with the 7 ice cold beers? I hear trucks are really effective at stoping deer.

Holy shit, I never knew you could do that! I’ve always really wanted a feature to stop random commands from being added to my history.

Oooooooh, even using tractors could be considered non-vegan, if they’re powered by fossil fuels, then they’re powered from the remains of dinosaurs, which were very much animals