And it’s all the bad drivers and reckless pedestrians too!

Wait, those were his kids? I might be misremembering, but I thought it was a scene from his childhood.

Old joke, but Jesus drove a Honda sedan.

He and his disciples were together in one Accord.

They make a mean omelette though

I prefer the Emo Phillips Data

You can pry my KD from my cold, dry hands!

Wasn’t this discovered years ago?

Or they just ride over the grates on a angle.

My favourite take on this (and my introduction to the transporter problem)

To be

Basically this XKCD

I’m here just to see where I should go after Win 10 and am not sure I’m much closer to finding the answer. I’m at least a bit familiar with Linux on the steam deck and Ubuntu I installed on an old laptop years ago so can’t imagine how extra confusing this is to someone with zero prior exposure.

Don’t forget gluing stuff to dogs!

Thought it was showing a cutaway view of fingers playing barre chords

Now I want some ASCII poems

The funeral depicted is a viral video where the pallbearers are dancing/swaying so it’s like you’ll die and even your casket will be moving afterwards.

I loathe the trend to blame the end consumer for their waste and eliminate very publicly visible things like straws when the vast majority is caused by industry every step of the way. The amount of plastic I see in retail garbage bins is sickening, and the average customer has no clue because it’s all long before anything ends up on the shelf.

Then people stop using plastic cutlery and think they’re helping the planet meanwhile it’s just a facade to keep the real wasters off their radar.

Is this not tile?

Crab spider and hover fly for those curious

Why does she talk like a caveman?

That’s a Cling-on