thinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder

damn. sucks to suck. sorry you did that to yourself with your job.

how does it feel?

lol you’re Google’s bitch.

me, and my rightful owners of course.

I need to arrange a meeting with every apple user I know so I can remind them that they’re Tim apple’s wholly owned bitch, I told them so, and they fucking suck.

this is a mean thing to do to a senile asshole. full support.

maybe members of these conspiracies should be rounded up and shot?

anyone who didn’t assume they all do this was an idiot.

if you wrote the code you’re guilty.

in a just world there would be no fines. everything anyone involved owns would be taken from them, nobody would inherit, and they would be returned a few feet of rope. then people who wanted could piss on them. surviving family would be made to look at the piss-bloated corpse and asked if they want to join it.

I think this far is still maybe a little much. a lot much.