

conservatives do not comprehend satire
if you voted for Trump you’re going to Hell, and this is why… he looked like the Easy Way to you… you took the Easy Way, and that’s what you go to Hell for, you cowards…
if you’re a man and you voted for Trump, you’re a Momma’s Boy, just like Mike Pence and Bill O’Reilly… you were coddled…
and i don’t give a damn about any of you hellbound assholes… you can all rot…
momma’s boy: (n) a man who’s used to getting attention just because he threatens to throw a fit; see cunt


conservatives do not comprehend satire


we should all get together and wonder what everyone else is thinking


The court additionally found that four other individuals fell ill as a result of Xu poisoning drinks in the Yoozoo offices between September and December of that same year, citing disputes with two other coworkers. They all survived.
time to go through Xu’s entire history and look for unexplained deaths


that’s high art


slip the old timers some edibles, they’ll have the best Easter they can remember


you think the Borg queen tempted Data with the pleasures of the flesh, but they actually had to cut the scenes where she was tempting him with the freedom to say “ain’t”… it was too powerful… too moving…


hire some people to make sure your service runs nice for your customers, dipshit
you know your feelings are in Fahrenheit, you’re not some metric machine


girl spinning so fast homey’s frames be dragging


very high orbit i guess


the future is flawed and everyone’s tense


Once the free exhibition wraps up at Kingston University’s Penrhyn Road campus on Saturday [Feb 17], those rare Q1 computers will either go under the hammer at auction or be privately sold.
i wonder what bids he’s already received for those things


dude did it for the exposure


Tesla: for another five grand we will rainproof the metal on your vehicle


Mr. Chekov just start shooting, they asked for it


Mimas’s ocean appears to be relatively young, forming in the past 25m years when powerful tidal forces exerted by Saturn deformed Mimas’s core, warming it like a massaged squash ball. The heated core then melted overlying ice, creating an ocean inside the Saturnian moon.
we think of glacier water as pure, the water on Mimas is brand new and never been touched


On Dec. 30, 2023, Juno came within about 930 miles (1,500 kilometers) of the surface of the solar system’s most volcanic world. It made a second ultra-close flyby of Io just this week.
spacecraft Juno out there buzzing Io at high speed


mad scientists are not just in comic books, kids… you don’t even want to know what the Chinese get up to in their secret labs…
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