He used to be MacGuyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick. Now he’s MacUseless.

FYI, it’s ‘Kah-moosh-kha’

"I opposite-of-hate you."

Scary bad teeth.

It looks like teeth.

Naan is what happens when you divide the dough by zero.

You’re not my real dad. He’s out getting cigarettes. He’ll be home any day now.

I didn’t even know we had a screen door.

I’ve been trying to add more color in my life and not just automatically buy the black things.

I bought some blue-green golf balls, partly because they were $10 off. But I’m wondering, if I lose them faster than the white ones, did I really save any money?

You should organize them by color.

What happens when you send him through the stargate?

I didn’t know tomatoes laid eggs.

But it wouldn’ pickle!

I used to think that J walking was crossing the street and coming half way back.

See also: OBAFGKM and stellar magnitudes

She was very brave.

Then send all of the senior staff to the planet together.

“Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his Whitehouse, had a big block of cheese…”

https://youtu.be/t-bzcExJR4I

You should probably watch it.

It’s a clip from an 1970s show called Taxi. Christopher Lloyd is hysterical.

What does a yellow light mean?

Five of want cars.