Pretty sure it’s related to the vagus nerve, maybe someone more knowledgeable can chime in.

That’s still more common than I’d like.

Hey that’s the work you love!

Beans

Edit: kidney beans can kill you if undercooked, just 5 can make you severely ill.

Or they could be beneficial parasites, like that episode of the space show.

If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bicycle, or something.

Looks great! What did you fill it with?

You’re really trying to say gas isn’t preferred in professional kitchens?

Once a stoat wandered through my apartment. At the time I had a bit of a mouse problem. It was so surreal seeing this white noodle slink across my floor like a living squirmle.