It was a joke. I was acting like I believed those are her real teeth.

So only people with perfect teeth are allowed to cosplay Klingon? That’s gatekeeping.

I remember as a kid being fascinated with the rope-pulley mechanism

And they’re always covered in paint and don’t work anymore.

All his worms died at once and clogged his shit up.

Not to mention colloidal silver.

Too efficient. Needs to be spherical.

also Animal Crossing

Poor thing can’t fully close his mouth.

Imagine your dick getting pregnant, and your child bursting out of it like an alien.

It was originally “want.” They became addicted, so now it’s “need.”

Yes. Health, fire, reactivity, and other. Each rated 0-5.

How about now?

Conscientious of you to add the spoiler tag, but I hope we don’t have many tooth fairy believers on Lemmy.

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That sounds delicious. But I don’t see any rice in the the picture above, wild or otherwise.

Doesn’t mushroom wild rice have rice in it? Zoom in on that image.