Most of them. But as you get older, people just drift apart. Ex or not. Some stick some don’t

First you have to decipher what the first dummy is even trying to say.

Do i have to wear glasses because of some glassholes now? What a time to be alive

I used to be pretty good at math, especially when it comes to shapes. The other day i had to calculate a triangle to order bricks, i almost lost my damn mind.

They all went to the same Donald Trump business school.

1. Wages are very expensive.

2. Fire as many people as you can.

3. Shareholders see number go up.

Just look at skate. Now imagine that but somehow worse and even uglier

I almost didn’t know what to read. Unfortunately there was no subway surfers in the background so i gave up halfway through anyway.

That’s a weird one, because that also means you have to firmly believe in grey aliens.

I love the art bit of it.

Let’s build this secret underground bunker system that no one can know about. But also, scatter weird art and clues around, in case nicolas cage is visiting

She’s right, actually

I’m really not someone who talks to himself or make noises in general. There are only a few movies or books that made me laugh out loud when i’m by myself. But every now and then i just say a word or a line from a random song out loud. I really don’t know why, and it even feels weird, sometimes that makes me laugh. From an outside perspective, i’m at home all day not saying a word and suddenly i go:

The jam session whipped a fox’s ass

Silverchair

Silverchair

Silverchair

Silverchair

And then i laugh, and then nothing for 5 hours

Man i can only imagine how freeing that must be.

It’s crazy to me that there is a whole generation (not only, even tiktok people my age) lost the attention span to watch a movie anymore. Watching a movie used to be peak entertainment, you’d plan it in advance and hang out with friends. I had a date some time ago and she told me she would beowse tiktok when nothing happens in the movie, she claimed that she can multitask really well. we watched a tv show and she was more browsing than watching. Every now and then she would look up and wait until something funny or possibly important happened, laughed or repeated it, just to look back at the phone. I told her that we can do something else if she wanted, but she still claimed it’s fine, she can do both. We watched the same episode 2 1/2 times, and she never realised.

When i was a child, one of my friends lived in this old farmhouse. They had a hatch that went down 2 floors. We watched a lot of batman and robin and obviously repelling down a building was super cool. We tied a super thin piece of yarn around whatever and i was so lucky to be the first one to try it out.

Keep fighting the good fight for your billionaire overlord.

Oh it’s from the famous liar. I gotta believe it then

I never really looked deep into the game but it’s on my wishlist for a while now. When i saw that the release date is creeping up, i kinda thought that there is no way. Welp…

I do think it will move way faster the shitter android gets.

That’s so cool. A few more hives and you can do dangerous bouldering

There was a huge spike in 2020 when people were forced to stay inside. We should chase that high forever.