You can absolutely do this with a hand plane, even less than 1.5 if needed. Specialty planes for musical instruments exist too.

One of the first things we will use it for is to make a new weapon of mass destruction. Mark my words.

Carbon fiber can’t handle impact? Nonsense! I’ve got a Stockton Rush paper right here proving otherwise! He even built a whole submersible to go down to the titanic. Next thing you say it won’t handle pressure cycling either? Poppycock!

(/s obviously)

Thank you for your work!. We really need initiatives like these in these grim times.

Narrator: it was not.