10/10 no notes.

Yeah. Looks good I could totally see O’Brian having this as a tattoo…

I like this version better the the original

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;Your visual, olfactory, and auditory sensesContribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilectionFor a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

Oh no; I saw it was the DM… I just assumed that the writer must have been American.

You are SO correct, as I should have realized by the giraffe unit of measure.

I’m at a loss as to the Venn diagram where giraffe and imperial would overlap…

Dear gods

How far will these Americans go to not use the metric system… ffs

Terrified that sounds so on point.

5

Holy hell this is great. Thank you

Regrets? I’ve had a few…

Wil Robinson when there was danger

Hosani, his army. Chaka when the walls fell

Way to jump in there Sam, thanks.

No see you don’t get it. He gets the grind.

/s

God I was going to try to give some dumb response… but honestly the best I’ve got is-

—I work more hours so I can make more money so I can do more cocaine, so I can work more hours……

Clay infused raw egg white mousse, shaved tree bark on a filters mud reduction and a linoleum chew to finish

David Warner was so amazing and so evil.

Use brioche, it holds up better in the custard…

Real maple syrup. Accept no substitutes.

A dash of nutmeg.

Generally speaking, yes. Verify that your current provider supports it.

Having said that, your provider may offer you a deal. Of course ymmv

Ha!

Also Poker Face; which is basically a love letter to Columbo.

It depends… you say several times “I”. So yeah if it is just you, 55 is likely fine.

If you are the only one, watching something, then yeah likely you’ll be fine

Good points from other users.

You’re kinda asking the wrong question.

Where to start writing? Wherever you are when you write.

Where to publish? Seems to be what you’re looking for—

You’re likely an unknown author. So you are going to have to figure it out yourself In terms of marketing

Do you just want your stuff out there? You can put it almost anywhere

Do you want people to find you? Then you’ll need to market yourself (and yes I just threw up a little writing that)

It will be up to you to get people to find and read your stuff , sorry but yeah you mostly have to market yourself

So yeah put your page in there when you post your content here, and blue sky, and everywhere. Make a podcast of you reading your stuff, make it easy to share so new people can discover you.

Self published books and print on demand— worked for Andy Weir (the Martian) and Hugh Howey (Silo) and 50 shades of gray

Good luck