Privacy.com is your friend. Free and makes ‘uncancellable’ subscriptions a thing of the past

Are Xbox players paste-eaters or something?

Is it too much to ask for a Godzilla movie where he and king king go to a coffee shop and pretentiously sip stadium-sized espressos while animatedly discussing which philosophers would best perform a rail grind down the worlds longest handrail while whistling “Country Roads” by John Denver and juggling a piece of the original cross, the Loch Ness Monster’s kidney stone and a VHS tape containing the last remaining copy of a deleted scene from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood where he laughs at a fart. 10/10 would watch.

HarmonyOS version “Tianamen 4 June 1989” is more efficient at reporting back to glorious communist overlords, quickly silencing anti-party sentiment and discovering more ingenious ways of denying human right violations and genocide. Must download today!

Had a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.