

In my case it was:
Me: I want to change my car tire, and i naturally assume we are parked safely in the garage. This is a routine maintenance thing after all.
Car: Sure thing! bork
Me: Umm, why are wrapped around a tree?
Car: Well, we were currently going 60mph, and we posted about it on this website.
Me: Why is there no warning that tells me that doing maintenance now will crash my car?
Car: Well like i said, there is, and it is on this website you should have gone to.


Ive always thought the doctor in voyager was an underused character. He was a near immortal AI made out of light. He could still be around during the heat death of the universe, dishing out snarky remarks. He would probably have some wild stories to tell.