Watching Star Trek as a child and learning what a light year is and how big just our galaxy is, not to mention the rest of the universe, this is what did it for me. Nine years old and realizing the earth couldn’t be 6000 years old and so the Bible was a lie.

God damnit, I was hoping this was a bit.

Spent a lot of time in trees as a kid; my knees keep me out of them nowadays. Happy to see my kid up in trees in my place.

Probably a lot of repeated data, though. Not very efficient.

Sexy time with inner self ensues

Boofing a whole tray of penis envy shrooms… for science

RETVRN

I understood that reference

\m/ >_< \m/

Don’t. Dump everything in an Exchange Traded Fund (ETF) that tracks the S&P 500. The one with the lowest fees is the Vanguard SPY asset. Unless you dedicate a lifetime to understanding the market, you’ll never turn a profit greater than what this ETF will give you. Beating the market is almost impossible without insider trading.

Edit: missed that you’re in Italy. Find a similar asset in your country. There are similar ones on all major exchanges. You just want to make sure it’s tracking the most successful companies. That’s the gist of what the S&P 500 does. When a company starts performing worse than one outside this range, that new company takes its place. So the list always tracks the top 500. These are global brands, so there is almost certainly a similar asset in your country that tracks most—if not all—of these companies.

Will not be sharing this with my wife

*/ˈlɑːtɛk/ or /ˈleɪtɛk/, but not /ˈleɪtɛks/

A little of both

I have no basal ganglia and I must scream

I don’t think it’s just lemmygrad. There’s something fucky with posting pictures.

More biologists need to report on the muppetness of animals.

That’s an easy one: it’s pronounced “unionized”.

God gave T-Rex small arms since it could do the kamehameha wave, because God is an asshole.

It’s one thing when they call us names. But to play hot potato with your unit! For God’s sakes! It’s a medical device.