

Hey, I recognize that model of kindle! It’s the same as mine, a 4th gen non-touch. Have you ever thought of jailbreaking it to use koreader? I jailbroke mine and koreader is much nicer than the stock interface. Here is a good tutorial for this particular model (in comments, by spartanheavy): https://www.reddit.com/r/kindle/comments/1ipko3u/got_myself_kindle_4th_gen/

https://www.poptarts.com/en_US/products/all-flavors/pop-tarts-unfrosted-strawberry-product.html
Apparently, pop tarts without frosting are a thing… They are probably still really sugary even without the frosting.