Doing the big racist speech to your crew about humans being alone, but without all the awkward cuts to your non-human crew members.

It’s a wasted opportunity if you don’t hide at least one body there.

The Bumble IPO was when I knew online dating as a business was done. Look up the stock and pour one out for anyone who bought it five years ago.

A lot of cities had them. But they got in the way of profits.

The history of transportation in LA is tragic because at one point they had not one, but two massive streetcar networks.

Something else? Ah, the review system is also terrible. If a product sucks and you get a refund it will remove your review.

If Epic took like 10% of the budget they use for free games and timed exclusives and put that towards making their UX not dogshit, Valve wouldn’t even have a monopoly.

That’s a pretty damning breakdown, thanks for sharing your thoughts. I wonder though, if a game like that can’t even attract current/former gacha players then maybe the genre really can’t exist without the freemium payment structure.

It looks like Dragonsword, a single player gacha game, just released the other day if you wanted to scratch that itch.

Where’s his Bane mask? He’s not prompting as fast as he could be.

Three major updates before the coffee’s done brewing brings to mind a team scrambling to fix a fuck up, fucking up even more, then scrambling to fix that on top of the original fuck up.

Science fact: She takes so long because she has to pick up the sperm individually.

Seems illegal.

When you tap your fingers around like a little prancing horse you are being scientifically accurate.

I’m convinced it was never the pineapple which set off their distaste, but rather the shitty ham that comes on hawaiian pizza from some chains.

I regret seeing this.

Steamroller is a great name.

Have we tried bombing it?

FTL is the best Star Trek game.

Anything else they just slap on a thought-terminating TDS label and move on.