You’re literally fucking the plants like some giant pervert bee if you do that.

The Polar Platybear has a bill, is amphibious, venomous too, with razor sharp claws, stands 10 feet tall and weighs about 1300 pounds.

Here’s a little known fact that is not true, which will bring some nuance to the previous anecdote, Benjamin Franklin ate babies.

We will turn you into the 6 million dollar cockroach

Trump is a thicc boi. Some say he likes to twerk when E-boy makes his cheeks clap.

I KNOW A GREAT PHYSICAL THERAPIST. I CAN SET YOU UP ALSO LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK

Canberra is a mysterious place The people there are beautiful but they turn ugly the moment they leave the city. It’s kind of a blob fish effect. Their bodies can’t handle the pressure of greater australia.

IT IS GOD’S PROVIDENCE WHERE THE SUN SHINES. MAN IS NOT TO MEDDLE IN SUCH MATTERS! REPENT NOW OR FACE YOUR GOD IN MORTAL KOMBAT!

HERETIC!

Close your eyes, that’s as close as you’ll get.

Maybe if things go poorly Europe will have to come liberate you guys and spread some democracy.