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Vizzini, unable to comprehend

“Influencers discover this surprising health hack: drinking ‘raw’ water”

I mean, they ARE brothers… 😉

But they DID curse. Did those asterisks magically remove all meaning from those words, or were you still perfectly able to understand their meaning? If it’s the latter, then the asterisks accomplished nothing.

If they truly wanted to avoid cursing, those words wouldn’t be there at all. Self-censoring like they did is what needs to be done on some platforms to still curse, but bypass content filters. That isn’t necessary here, so it’s just performative. If you’re going to curse, just fucking do it.

He’s a consommé professional

Cordry rocks!

Oh no, the alien virus has gotten into LCARS, too!

Yo mama so fat, when she was sent to P3W-451, she plugged the black hole

Even in the future, shopping malls are failing. Just look at Empok Nor.

Speed-running the relationship

“Mom, I want a thagomizer!”

“We have a thagomizer at home.”

The thagomizer at home:

I was expecting Spock at the very end of the post-credits scene

“Dammit, what idiot set this up this way?” <checks logs> <you were the last login>

“Baby, those tits are lit”

As you wish

I don’t know. I think Q’s thoughts on fashion lean a bit too much toward minimalism