They’re orders of magnitude more real looking.

*My cutting board is so big I live on it" is a hell of a flex

…glowie? gibbie? What are you spelling

It’s exactly what it sounds like

She’ll pay for your Uber, it’s a good deal!

I’m surprised more of you aren’t using my mom, she gets around

Wonderful, thank you

What’s your favorite one? I only have a POTV One and it’s perfect for me. I rarely smoke so I don’t need anything too complex

Jacking off. I’m really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I’ve tried the police get called.

When I took paxlovid the world tasted like malort for a week. It was awful.