“Bobby, why are you wearing a girl’s minidress?”

“It’s a Louis Vuitton scant, and it’s unisex. Question: does Troi wear leotards? I don’t know, but the Chief Propane Engineer does!”

Naa na na na na na na naa, the Q Continuum

Well, well look. I already told you. I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people!?

Captain’s Log, today’s shift was so bad I turned blond

Here, you’ve earned it

[data@1701D ~]# /usr/local/bin/diagchk --level 3 /dev/phaser_array/0

You haven’t heard Queen until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon. Did you catch their live set at Romulan Aid 2387? 🖖🎸

Scaly M

This, but wife

Praise the prophets! A new toilet has been revealed unto me!

In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.

They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

This is happening in too many countries for it to just be coincidence. Who is pushing it, why, and how do we get rid of them? [Edit for typo]

Curry, Lamb Bhuna, hot

Dang ol’ Gilgamesh, man, talkin’ ‘bout a king, man, down in Uruk. He just, talkin’ ‘bout, tormentin’ them folks, man, makin’ ‘em all mad, I’ll tell you what. They cryin’ out, man, ‘Send us a companion, man, save us from that madness!’ Then dang ol’ Enkidu, wild man, talkin’ ‘bout from the forest, man, comes to the city. They fightin’ in the temple, man, fightin’ in the streets, man. Gilgamesh, man, he beats him, but then they become, talkin’ 'bout, real great friends, man. Gilgamesh and Enkidu, man, down in Uruk.

Except that video is not turning me on

Reporter has not read/watched One Punch Man 👊

Insurance loss adjusters

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