learned quite a bit about being a whackadoodle from playing murdock, though

no, but it does pass the Smurfdel Smurf

nah man, if you got people in meat pods, glowing yellow psychic hologram terminals, a bay full of easy-to-steal fighters with no windows and a big slimy dude trying to punch his claws through your sternum, what you got there is a wraith hive-ship

Call me when they get a baseball team. I wanna see the St. Louis Cardinals square off against the Actual Cardinals.

I got a lot of mileage out of the fact that there’s a specifically Portuguese Man o’ War on page 79 of the AD&D Monster Manual, implying the existence of a Portugal somewhere in the Forgotten Realms.

I think I’m gonna head on down to the Bong Recreation Area and take the Green Trail for a while if you know what I mean

(I mean I’m going to take a scenic nature walk in one of Wisconsin’s beautiful state parks, what the hell did you think I meant?)

“We’ve erected a 3-kilometer-long tied-arch bridge so people can get into and out of the Superior bay area quicker and easier, and we’ll be dedicating it to World War II pilot Richard Bong.”

“Okay, what are you calling it?”

“Right now we’ve got ‘Dick Bong’s Long, Curvaceous Erection for the Repeated Entering and Exiting of a Wet Superior Inlet.’”

“…We’ll workshop it.”

Fine, you take it off the shelves and I’ll just torrent it. Nobody should be able to stop me from doing that as long as I don’t seed it, right Meta?

You’re probably gonna want the Meathook/Cobra galaxy or the Gaia Sausage.

I’m afraid the Cigar galaxy is just a cigar galaxy.

I sorta interpreted it as “We wanted to put Stargate on the list, but Universe is the only one that actually takes place in space.” SG-1 and Atlantis definitely spend their fair share of time on spaceships, but that’s outnumbered like 30-to-1 by time spent in the gateroom or the scenic woodland vistas of Vancouver.

He has the kavorka!

My man Hemmer sure could.

Weirdly, season 4 of both Fringe and Eureka have a portion of the main cast shunted into an altered timeline and having to reconcile their original memories with their “new” histories, to varying degrees of success.

Travelers kinda inverts the premise in its second season, where a bunch of time travellers sent back to fix the past start seeing their superior foreknowledge slowly rendered useless by the fact that their mission is actually succeeding in changing the future.

Obligatory addendum that as a creation of Victor Frankenstein, calling the monster “a Frankenstein” is no more inaccurate than calling Starry Night “a Van Gogh,” or a 2003 Aztek “a Pontiac.”

“It’s bullshit, man, it’s just bullshit.”

“hey chakotay - mine is bigger”

bustin’ makes me feel goood

She called her Alyssa in the first act of “Clues” as well.

“And as we can see from this computer model of continental drift in the late Triassic era… AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, THE SUPERCONTINENT OF PANGAEA IS BROKEN IN HALF!”

I only purchased this toothbrush because that was the only way to get the water-resistant Entertainment Center/Speaker/Corporate Surveillance Device for the one room in my house that is the least comfortable, has the worst acoustics, and has the strongest expectation of privacy, and also I can’t just put a regular Alexa in like a plastic bag or something because I blew my plastic bag budget on a fucking app-controlled toothbrush or whatever the fuck this is supposed to be, jesus christ