If there is no vacancy then the hotel has infinite full rooms and no empty ones.

I keep hearing about how red meat is fucking us up but isn’t red meat in our diet one of the reasons we’re so smart?

But I said the phrase “scientists don’t know everything” so now you have to listen to my bullshit.

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Lol, Russia gonna try to take that over, too. They’re literally in the acronym.

Guarantees their employee works somewhere else.

Aurora borealis: sponsored by Netflix

Similar to “if the government can’t cash your check, we’re all fucked”

It was always a hypothesis that filled in a math equation but has no proof.

Has almost probably worn a woman as a skin suit.

I’m so glad I buried every relationship I ever had with a live service game.

They all turn to shit. All of them.

But it’s a BEAM… of ENERGY!!!

OooooOOOOooo

I was considering a new email. Bullet dodged!

Same, I’ve pretty much given up on Bloodlines 2.

She wants you to be her bitch. If she could she’d make you take a shit for her.

Old people aren’t stupid. Somehow they got that old. “Can’t” nah, “won’t”.

segues

…In my defense, Segway is a real word that is a form of transportation, and I meant “move from one scene to the next”, I guess I just never questioned if there’s a different word.

Edit: after some quick googling, the company did that on purpose. https://eu-en.segway.com/about-the-brand bastards. Lmao.

The original.

Don’t get me wrong, the songs are lit, but when Nala tries to eat Pumba and then the next scene they just brush that off in 3 seconds I realized the movie is taking a backseat as a vehicle for the songs. Actually most of the movie is filled with these fast moving segways to the next scene… and the next song, and the story suffers for it.

I recently watched the lion king and was whelmed.

Story telling has just evolved. The pacing of modern movies is more finely tuned. I can see how these movies used to be good but we’re just spoiled by better movies.

It looks like something I would have mildly chuckled at when I was 12.

The patriot in me smiles every time I microwave the water. Yankee Doodle, motherfuckers.