Interesting Q lesbian_seagull. I never got the sense that anyone else was involved, but the sound is definitely slamming shut with a loud thwack. And I suppose the first couple times I thought it was real, but I don’t have screen doors.

For me, it sounds exactly like a wooden screen door slamming shot.

I don’t know about baking, but homebrew stores carry roasted malts that give a similar dark color to porters and stouts.

I’ve heard the Outer Hebrides islands in Scotland have the oldest rocks in the world. Will you ask him if that’s true?

I don’t hate it.