Dr. Taco

They’re less funny to me when they’re intentional/satire.

Premium subscription that allows messaging people out of your network and provides a bunch of analytics about profile/article views. I know sales, marketing, and recruiting people that love it.

Sometimes they don’t tell you and just quietly update all of their usernames…

I’m envisioning full cloud gaming. Games are all hosted in Azure. Device is just a thin client, and it becomes useless if you stop paying your subscription. Of course, it’d already be useless on flights and anywhere with spotty internet.

Has that perfect MS blend of being built on Windows, requiring a subscription fee, and totally missing the whole point of being a handheld.

Make the OS lean and portable.

You think they’re more capable of this than hardware innovation?