It’s actually even more crazy, he’s deeply and upsettingly afraid of dying, I would without irony compare him to the villains of Fullmetal Alchemist

He might actually be the most frightening individual that walks the earth in terms of insanity with influence and power, and I fully realize the gravity of that sentence

Put themselves in harms way only to get angry about their choices and “forced to defend themselves”… why does that sound so familiar

You bite your goddamn tongue! All Muppets are timeless!

I appreciate the Lubbock reference

That coward fleeing is one of the better harbingers of this hellscape, means he thinks the backlash might be worse than he anticipated

Ok I would watch this, it would be terrible on the best possible way

That George hasn’t just decided to make a TikTok and shit all over everyone is a testament to how much of a fuck he gives at this point

Misreading that as Turok really threw me off for a second

Is WhatsApp supposed to be a selling point?

Which is why we fucked

I’ve got at minimum 25 year until I’m of that age, if the stock market and capitalism are still around controlling the world by then well I won’t be sticking around for more misery. I ain’t having kids so easy for me to stop participating all together when I’m old and tired