The figure I remember was like +1600% but now I can’t remember if I’m making that up

Excuse me mr vicious, can you explain the reference for the people at home 🎤

Infinite improbability drive means it’s already been done, we’re just dropping by to take a look, really

Joke’s on you, I’m zaphod beeblebrox

Yeah I was gna say something like this - the crab is on the other foot, if you get my drift

My lord you have outdone yourself with this meme

Incredibly based thank you for your service o7

Cool but what if it got out but then decided to go for brunch first and met a cute but overworked and slightly ditsy bit of positive matter, thus setting the stage for a light hearted but ultimately sincere romantic comedy drama

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The headlines again: truck overturns westbound on the A6 south of Paris, eye witnesses report ‘dark shapes’ among the wreckage

More after the break. Experts weigh in on the A6 crash, roads still closed so expect heavy traffic if you’re heading east or west from Dijon.