I wouldn’t get BMW, lesser range. Worse software. Rivian or Tesla for me.

The Democratic meetings are in the back rooms of the DNC where they plot to kill Bernie Sanders.

And they are always wearing vests and jackets indoors.

Properly cooked hash browns. It takes too long for a restaurant to do it.

My company is doing so well they fired half my team so they could do even more well. Fucking evil corporations and capitalism

I want the Pixel Fold but Imma wait a year, I still got life in my current phone.

I have dogs, I wish it could detect when it’s full more easily. I think it does it by weight or suction resistance. May even be nice to have a built in trash compactor - or I should just get the one with the bin/wash base station.

I’m thinking about hiring a cleaning service. I’m lazy and some things haven’t been cleaned properly in years.

My HVAC is a air purifier

I had a glimmer of hope that democracy would continue. Texas Bear Roundup was nice 🐻, I think I’ll go again next spring. I bought a camper and have been embracing a new hobby.

Instead of go woke go broke, I’d argue it’s be greedy, become needy.

Now I’m hungry…

I’m gay

I keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭

I can’t imagine having to work for 31 years, let alone at the same place. Long overdue to retire.

Portal is cheap for what it is. I wouldn’t be upset. I’d like a standalone device for when I go camping. I don’t have starlink and cellular is not sufficient

Microplastics

How much do we pay for politicians and their security to go golfing?

Aren’t cicadas the same?

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole