Her sexual orientation has no effect on swimming skill, sir!

I must be really old because the only words I understood from that sentence was slurs and fucking stupid.

To think… there will be children soon asking “Who is Lady Gaga?”

Must be nice living amongst celebrities that would literally rebuild an entire town to its original glory.

Meamwhile in Seattle, the home of billionairemakers the place could burn down over night and we’d see sleeping bags for sale from Amazon and Microsoft would offer you a month of free bing then Boeing would giveaway free flights on a faulty jet to Spokane.