This is the same Google who decided that their entire suite of apps should have slightly differently-shaped blue/green/red/yellow icons instead of anything recognizable

We also have legs, so I want to see their take on trains and how powering them with human-sized hamster wheels is better for “safety” and “efficiency”

Cargo planes in their world should be really interesting

It’s honestly one of the funniest threads I’ve read in a while.

Did you get to this part?

Rowing (or even getting out to swim and pull) is safer if you have enough people, because we can’t safely make and power engines.

Like they’re gonna have a fleet of oceangoing cargo ships, each towed by a massive team of willing humans, all while escaping the dastardly pirates and their motorboats.

It’s like Mad Max and Waterworld had a beautiful, insane baby

Oh boy their online Magic clients work so well, I’m sure they can flawlessly implement a subscription-service DM!

Ah, yes, the Engelbert Humperdinck field

You know you’re a real forklift driver when you don’t even have to open the link to know what it is

My first real job out of high school, my “forklift certification” was the only other guy in the warehouse basically telling me not to crash into things. A few months in, I casually ripped around a corner, no clue why I ended up stopping. But when I did, one of the structural columns was between the forks, definitely would have destroyed it or the forklift if I hadn’t stopped

websites from the 1900s

how dare you