Only to be tackled by a car crash at 47 yo.

So my back would finally stretch out and pop? Sounds like my dream.

Okay but if you get stuck, at least try to get in one good asphyx-e-wank on your way out.

I got too heated lol, forgot to check what neighborhood I was in.

What scientists are these? Fully half of the U.S. is going to be underwater in the next thirty years?

Bull fucking shit.

‘claim’

Lmao that’s a strong word for an off-the-cuff conversational riff you saw on social media.

• questions about identity are so damn interesting. Like what exactly is being referenced when we say “Sarah” or “Coco-Cola” or “Spain”?

• I’m gonna be pissed if I find out my soul is just some 16 trillion digit hex number.

• I think if humans had visible UUIDs they would still only account for a part of our understanding of a person’s identity. If you could make utterly perfect copies of people like you can with objects and they only differed by their UUID…how different would those two people be really? How many people for example would be happy to replace a dead loved one with such a copy?

Chair Khan? Am I the only one that things it’s a bad look to have that evil tiger from The Jungle Book leading the FTC?

what is this…from? Your mind?

That’s a good one. I feel like either torx or square drives should be chosen and all consumer facing screws should be one of, say, 10 sizes.

And you can apply for a permit to use other sizes, but even that is gonna cost you like a couple days in jail.