“The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems customers slip through your fingers.”

At least make some homemade egg/flour noodles so they’re nice and chunky!

Skinny gagh just looks malnourished. The best gagh is fat and wiggly!

Oh, you don’t have to tell me about O’Brien and his moods…

And don’t ask what’s in the buffers…

“I substituted chicken eggs for traqueilean eggs, the beef with smoked Targ, and added in some leeola root to give it some bulk. 0/10 I followed the recipe exactly and it still tasted gross”

Keiko would make a good chef, I think. She has experience with different kinds of cuisine.

Of course, she may not personally enjoy cooking some things, like a traditional Irish breakfast… But she would still make it taste good for the people who do like it (while constantly trying to get them to try literally anything else that’s healthy)

And neelix knows how to be serious when it’s needed. He would enjoy slam poetry and baking classes in an out-of-the-way area, but the moment the red alert is sounded, he’s ready to go with a phaser in hand, and memories of the war.

I’ll pass on The Sisko being my enemy. I do not want him to be my enemy. I choose life. He can live with it

And a spin-off that will ultimately be recieved poorly, be canceled after two seasons, and then slowly gain popularity as people realize it’s not actually bad, they just wanted something else at the time.

… Too on the nose?

Dude just cannot help himself. Some people were just born to gab.

It’s a matter of public record that Morn is quite the talker. Even Jahdzia Dax finds it difficult to get a word in. And we all know how much trill can talk… Each one has enough experience to fill a star ship’s memory banks!

Every time someone shows up needing something from the person he’s talking to, there’s a 50/50 chance it was made up just to give them an out.

In the same vein, “Holy shit, that WORKED?”

I’m going with Wesley.

He looks a little TOO relaxed to be there

Lol bad star effects.

They’re layered on top of some foreground stuff, more streaks go across his chest.

Sisko, seconds before leaving the runabout: “Computer, send a message to Captain Picard on the Enterprise. We good.” exits quickly because he’s got an appointment with Ducat to reenact the gollum-frodo fight

Computer: Please repeat last command.

The skants were something else in the first few episodes.

You can see some guys rocking a skants in the background in episode 1

All the languages are jank, and modern translation software makes it obvious that whoever did the translation doesn’t speak the language.

Unfortunately not. Missed opportunity!

And my cassette of Power Klingon isn’t much help with these particular phrases…

Honestly I can’t think of a time she wore a uniform color “tight” outfit. It might just have been for promotional material, or during a special episode because the only times I know she wore uniform colors was after Jellico ordered her into a uniform.

You’re probably right.

And by the end of the series he has bigger things to worry about than “telling the former target of my ire I no longer hold a grudge”

You make a solid point, but I feel like of all people, Scotty could rig up a force field to block off the front section. It’s even got a nice little lip around the inside just behind the cockpit.

Overriding the safety protocols and interlocks to open the hatch mid-flight and re-close it on the other hand…

I feel like he got things figured out.

(also my headcannon is that there are fold-out facilities on all shuttles, similar to how they showcase bathroom use and hand-washing in Firefly)

Nah, the Borg killed his wife.

Sisko would absolutely hate Jack Gleeson (the actor who plays Joffrey in Game of Thrones) and still act like a shitty person to him if they met, as if the actions of Joffrey are somehow a representation of Gleeson.

The stakes are a lot higher, but the result is the same.

Be mad at Locutus, and live with it.

Well, luckily he knows enough about modern systems to know he can talk to the computer for most functions, and if he can’t figure something out, he’ll just disassemble the control panels and wire up an automation switch somewhere to do the hard parts.

Honestly I think if I came face to face with a wall of instructions for using the bathroom, but I need to use it, I’m just going to find the nearest airlock, do my business, close it and cycle.Just Leave an apology note for whoever has to clean it.

Forces of nature do not wait for the considerations of man.