TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

This is why you never put your hand through the wrist strap of a fire extinguisher. They are non-existent for a reason!

I’d microwave them too if my titties looked like that.

I don’t care what you say; any car good enough for Columbo is good enough for me.

This guy doesn’t get bronze age humor.

The first 4 times I got stung by yellow jackets this year, I can understand. I was encroaching on their territory by walking down a trail. But did they really have to follow me into my truck 40 feet away and continue to sting me inside? Little pricks. Land ownership is theft, wasps!

This is true, but they also allow someone who missed your talk to catch up by reading the PowerPoint. The best middle ground is to have instant text, but not read it, imo.

Brother, I’ve seen some orbs in my time, and that ain’t one of em. That there is a blob.

homosexualism?

See this kind of health and safety nonsense is ruining science. How are you supposed to get a feel for the pH if you don’t FEEL the pH?