Reminds me of this comic!

Haha nah you’re alright. Every day we learn something new! Also another one, “umbrella” is “paraguas” (waters stopper) :)

Yes, but “para” also means “stop”. Comes from “parar”, “to stop”. In this case it would mean something like “sun stopper”. Or in your example, “breeze stopper”.

Damn that would be so cool! It’s an excellent idea. And it doesn’t seem too farfetched (I have no idea tho), but I can see it as one of the next big things. You are on to something man. Also, username checks out.