Sasuke [comrade/them]

It’s a smart umbrella with A.I. features that will advice you on when to open your umbrella. If you find yourself in a situation where you encounter rain, and you type in “It’s raining” on the touch-handle screen, the umbrella will either tell you to open the umbrella or not open the umbrella depending on what input you give it.

just being himself

gus has gone no-contact with his dad and is making james somerton-style youtube essays

gretchen is writing tumblr posts about gifted-kid burnout and forever applying for a PhD

spinelli has become the owner of an asbestos factory.

T.J is unionizing his workplace and working on inventing a brand new type of soda

vince was set to become an olympic athlete in steeple-chase, but a knee-injury forced him to retire early. he’s now looking to start a soda-type podcast with T.J. (they are lovers) while barely making rent from his part-time job as a P.E. teacher.

mikey is filling the world with love

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the funding from russia is NOT unlimited. i work day and night to ensure hillary will lose to biden, and putin is barely paying me a living wage

wow, this trump guy seems scary 😳 i wonder what the democrats are doing to stop him

i need to adopt a cat-owner mentality

spider solitaire first person rpg with klondike elements, customization cards, and a romance spider option

those NFT apes

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paying for netflix isn’t fine either

when i won my first game of spider solitaire on the windows xp and the fireworks started shooting

I also know after 9/11 I wouldn’t have given a shit if we did genocide an entire group if they were responsible.

you have hitler living inside of you

get in the bazinga rocket — we’re solving climate change by fucking off to a planet we’ve never even set foot on!

we could offer every new member a free pony and maybe a soft drink of their choice

“So what does it mean that a child doesn’t get a hot meal in Austria? Do you know what the cheapest hot meal in Austria is? It’s not healthy, but it’s cheap: a hamburger at McDonald’s — €1.40, if I buy fries with it, €3.50. Now someone is seriously claiming that we live in a country where parents can’t afford this meal for their child,” he said.

“If I have too little money, I go to work more,” he added in the video, which was filmed during a wine-and-cheese event near Salzburg — with no burgers in sight — his conservative People’s Party confirmed to Plus24.

i hope he chokes to death on a piece of rotten cheese in his wine cave

this sounds like the premise of a dystopian novel

the one where robbie williams rips his skin off

edit: rock dj

its bad when cops get killed

gremlins 2