If you feel you gotta vomit, you’re gonna have a bad Chyme

This brings up a lot of guilt I have for killing so many spotted lantern flies. I hate that it’s so necessary

It’s my guy!!

This absolutely applies to me. I’m so sick of computers and software and security and subscriptions and vendors. I just want my own animal sanctuary with chickens and otters and baby goats god dammit!

Oh dear, the internet is leaking again… Call the locksmith 🗣️

TikTok is owned by ByteDance. Mark Zuckerberg does not own ByteDance

Probably right 💅

Just in time for the release of the new dead in the eyes emoji.

Hook. It’s always Hook.

Why the hell would they announce this on the Friday before Christmas?!?

ah sell bat’leth and bat’leth accessories

Be the change you want to see

Ha! Oh wow, now that’s a spicy spelling mistake! 🤌

Rambutans. They look like fluffy sea urchins but you crack that shell open and it’s soooo good. Much like leches.

I must know what sites they are warning us about so that I know to avoid them!

Come to think of it, I feel like there would be a strong Ven diagram of Musk and Edison. Just a feeling.