https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linhenykus

He’s a street walking Vorta with a heart full of napalm!

OP’s house:

“Riot.”

Jan. 6th was a straight up terrorist attack.

I’m not sure if I get it, but here’s his wiki:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_Samuel_Rafinesque

Martok.

Is that reflection on the water from Venus? I’ve never seen anything like that!

He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto be “semper fudge.” At that point, he told me to “relax.”

He’s comparing the Enterprise to a cruise ship?!

Moore enjoys rock climbing.[6]

This might be the most concise paragraph I’ve ever seen on Wikipedia!

“They call me Professor X”

“Because you look just like-“

“-Yes! Because I’m always trying to sell them ecstasy!”

Tiger nuts.

I randomly bought a bag of them, and I have no idea what to do with them. Any recommendations?

https://sh.itjust.works/c/simpsonsshitposting

Yes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BIeEyDETaHY

I enjoy it here and there. My big problem is that it’s the same joke almost every time.