Real estate is the new campaign contribution.

Sorry, best I can do is pea pods.

Most spiders just hang out in a web. But jumping spiders…it seems like there’s something going on in there. Like they’re figuring something out.

So parasites? They couldn’t be symbiotes and give us some superpower, like the wisdom of an ancient species who mastered FTL space travel. Oh, no. We just get parasites that feed on our face. Great. That’s just great.

I almost felt bad for laughing at that.