Come on now, you guys are the real celebrities!

It’s pretty clear to me many people here have never either had general anesthesia or talked to anyone who had, you can’t really time funny one-liners right before you pass out.

Here’s how it works:

They’ll put a mask with a rubber tube in your mouth for oxygen, and tell you to relax and count back from 10, so you start counting impatiently(it’s boring, and there is nothing else to do), wondering when the surgery is going to start.

Ten.

Nine.

Eight.

Now the anesthesiologist is in front of you, checking on you to see if you’re OK. “But I haven’t finish counting down yet, when is the surgery going to start?” You ask them.

“It’s already over”, they explain.

Then you realize you are in a completely different room, the tube is no longer in your mouth, but you feel so weak you can hardly move, and the stitches/staples around your new surgery wound is starting to itch.

It’s like a segment of your life was cut out and erased into nothingness.

If stews are allowed, this is the perfect season for a hearty beef stew with a lot of potatos, carrots, and onion and cooked with a bit of wine or beer.

If we are going by a stricter definition of soup, then maybe a spicy seafood soup with a lot cilantro and lime.

DraftEdge for a direct AutoCAD replacement, Revit if you are really serious.

Yay

First of all, if you are going to accuse me of being fake, at least get my name right, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you.

Second of all, of course I’m drunk.

It’s fine, nobody ever think I’m Australian either…😭

Yeah, they’re an Australian band, and saying “Acca Dacca” is funny.

Please actually buy tickets to “Barbie” on July 21st, SloppyPuppy!

https://lemmy.world/post/805180

Well, I’ve already made my points on using repost bots very clear a few days ago, and I still think they are a serious problem.

And the current conditions of this community is exactly what I was worried about.

Yeah, you’re right, I’m going to try posting something at a daily cadence to build up content in the communities I made, and hopefully more people will join in.

The only way Lemmy can maintain its momentum is by generating original content.