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Cake day: April 12th, 2026

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  • Made soggy they are pure sadness.

    You need to have very precisely the least possible amount of water that still enables all the flour to become a (very very firm) dough.

    And then you need to hold the dough in one hand and pummel it with your other hand’s fist while talking with your friends or whatever.

    These done properly, and your vareniks will not ve soggy!

    And then, of course, don’t overboil them!



  • In Finnish we typically say "Än, yy, tee, nyt!", because our word for "now", nyt, is composed of letters N, Y and T.

    The “y” is pronounced roughly the same way as “ew” in “new”. “ä” in the same as “a” in “cat”, and “e” is the same as “e” in “well”.

    How about translating this to English and using the following as the standard?

    "Aehn, oh, double you, now!"

    🙃